edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

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necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

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